Notes: 11 / 3 hours ago from mayafish

No warning lights on! This is very, very exciting.

I play that game EVERY MORNING! Isn’t it great?

Notes: 2 / 4 hours ago

Everyone in my building is gone to the bookstore for some kind of mega sale.

Know what that means?

Beastie Boys Friday!!

Notes: 4 / 17 hours ago

If I had a cat, I would name him Steve McQueen.

And I guess that’s really all I have to say about that.

Notes: 1 / 1 day ago

AND SHE'S ITALIAN.

No, you’re being unrealistic!

Notes: 2 / 1 day ago

Know that song from Flight of the Conchords, “Most Beautiful Girl in the World”? I’m standing next to her.

What.

Notes: 6 / 1 day ago

LIGHT SWITCH RAVE!

Notes: 3 / 1 day ago

Mixtapes? Fuck yeah!

So my friend KT is a huge fan of the mixtape and yesterday she let me know that she was making me one! So, of course I couldn’t sleep at all last night in anticipation (ok, it really had more to do with the bad leftovers I ate BUT WHATEVER) and now I have it on repeat because it is awesome. If you’re a fan of contemporary bluegrass, you should give it a listen, there’s lots of great melancholy songs about women and booze in there.

Notes: 4 / 1 day ago

I think I've learned an important lesson tonight...

And that is this: Chinese food eaten on Saturday should not be enjoyed as leftovers on Wednesday, especially if it was stored in a styrofoam box. Of course, my next challenge is to try and make this 1.99 pound of bacon last four meals. Something tells me I’m due another lesson…

Notes: 97 / 1 day ago from comicbooks (originally from hoarr)

comicbooks:

hoarr:

Let me introduce you to DC Villian, Tyrannosaurus Reich. He’s a machine-gun toting, Fuhrer-lovin’, Scat-porn fappin’, Nazi Dinosaur from another dimension! He only appeared in a one-shot, but I still believe that there is so much more that can be done with this character. Everything from a comic book series, to a Saturday morning cartoon with a full action figure line (Eva Brauntosaurus comes with a cyanide pill and a hand-gun equipped with a single bullet!), to even a movie picture deal! It’ll be Schindler’s List meets Jurassic Park. This is a fail-safe plan to making millions!

Actually, I wouldn’t mind it if the movie bombed (which it wouldn’t) as long as Universal Studios makes a ride out of it. Imagine — you and your family get inside a rusty rail cart, and ride around the track being spooked by animatronic Nazisaurs.

“Oh look, the Hirohitotops is blowing steam into the cart, how fun!”

Then, halfway through the ride the cart stops, and SS Velociraptors force everyone at gunpoint into a cramped, realistic recreation of a concentration camp where you and your family are stripped naked, showered, and shaved bald! After being starved for 3 days, they let you back on the cart and you go about your merry way!

Who wouldn’t want to do that?!

Major Bummer, how I miss thee…